#Ashleigh
Ashleigh 就這樣走進咖啡廳，好像這整個地方都是她開的一樣。（老實說，也沒錯
她一個側眼掃過來，那個嘟嘴的表情彷彿在說：「這服務也太不可接受了吧」
整間咖啡廳瞬間安靜下來
你就是知道——她下一秒就要留下一則一星負評
手機緊緊黏在她的爪子上
大概正在自拍
發限動。
下 hashtag #Ashleigh #架子狗
而且沒有人/狗能阻止她。
因為說真的……
沒有人能把 #Ashleigh 從那支手機旁邊拉走
現在不行
以後也不可能
隆重介紹 Squirrels（Anger Management 2.0）——一群情緒徹底失控、正式爆炸的混亂松鼠絨毛玩具。
忘了堅果吧
這些松鼠要的是情緒復仇
多年來壓抑的怒氣、被無視的零食時間，還有吵到不行的吹葉機
終於把事情推向這一刻：
路邊開單絕不手軟的 Carl、
怎麼說都不肯停止來電的電話推銷員Tom、
專寫超長投訴文的 Karen、
還有在留言區四處開戰的 #Ashleigh
Squirrels松鼠系列——
專為喜歡在玩樂中帶點怒氣的毛孩而生
特色與優點：
雙層布料並加強縫線，更加耐咬耐玩
澳洲設計
內建啾啾聲球
可機洗
100% 聚酯纖維，色彩安全、無毒、不致敏
尺寸：
13 cm x 15.5 cm x 20.5 cm
商品介紹
Oh. My. DOG. Ashleigh just walked into the cafe like she owns the place. (Not wrong.) She's giving side-eye. Her pout says “this service is unacceptable.” Everyone in the café suddenly goes quiet. You just know she’s about to leave a one-star review. Phone glued to her paw. Probably mid-selfie. Posting stories. Dropping hashtags. #Ashleigh #Entitled And no one—not even your dog—can stop her. Because let’s be real… no one’s prying #Ashleigh away from that phone. Not now. Not ever
When it comes to plush toys, no one does it quite like FuzzYard.
Introducing Squirrels (Anger Management 2.0)—a chaotic crew of plush squirrels who’ve officially snapped.
Forget nuts. These squirrels are out for emotional revenge.
Years of bottled-up rage, ignored snack times, and loud leaf blowers have led to this moment:
Curbside Carl with his petty parking fines, Telemarketer Tom refusing to stop calling, Karen writing complaint essays, and #Ashleigh starting fights in the comments section.
Squirrels (Anger Management 2.0)—made for pups who love a little rage with their playtime.
Features & Benefits:
- Double layered and stitched for extra strength
- Designed in Australia
- Attention grabbing internal squeaker
- Machine washable
- 100% polyester. Colour-safe, non-toxic, and non-allergenic
Measurements:
13 cm x 15.5 cm x 20.5 cm
