Curbside Carl
只是停下來聞個電線桿兩分鐘，砰——罰單
Carl 活在權力的巔峰
制服穿好
舌頭伸出來
爪子裡？是一疊隨時準備開張的罰單本
他走來走去，只為了找出任何一個最微小的理由來毀掉你的好心情——
然後還一副「我是在幫你好嗎」的樣子
尾巴搖超過一秒？開單
站在「禁止坐下區」？罰款
官方認證：很煩
非官方設定：超好咬
罰單員 Carl：
一次一張罰單，慢慢毀掉你的遊戲時間
隆重介紹 Squirrels（Anger Management 2.0）——一群情緒徹底失控、正式爆炸的混亂松鼠絨毛玩具。
忘了堅果吧
這些松鼠要的是情緒復仇
多年來壓抑的怒氣、被無視的零食時間，還有吵到不行的吹葉機
終於把事情推向這一刻：
路邊開單絕不手軟的 Carl、
怎麼說都不肯停止來電的電話推銷員Tom、
專寫超長投訴文的 Karen、
還有在留言區四處開戰的 #Ashleigh
Squirrels松鼠系列——
專為喜歡在玩樂中帶點怒氣的毛孩而生
特色與優點：
雙層布料並加強縫線，更加耐咬耐玩
澳洲設計
內建啾啾聲球
可機洗
100% 聚酯纖維，色彩安全、無毒、不致敏
尺寸：
13 cm x 15.5 cm x 20.5 cm
商品介紹
You know the type. You park for two minutes to sniff a pole, boom, TICKET. You zoomie a little too hard? Sirens (okay, a squeak). Carl lives for the power trip. Uniform’s on. Tongue’s out. And in his paws? A ticket pad just itching to be used. He just walks around looking for the tiniest reason to ruin your vibe—then acts like he’s doing you a favour. Caught a tail wag that went one second over? CITATION. Standing in a “no sit zone”? FINE. Carl’s the toy your pup will love to chew, because some authority figures just need to be squeaked into submission. Officially annoying. Unofficially chewable. Curbside Carl: ruining playtime one ticket at a time
When it comes to plush toys, no one does it quite like FuzzYard.
Introducing Squirrels (Anger Management 2.0)—a chaotic crew of plush squirrels who’ve officially snapped.
Forget nuts. These squirrels are out for emotional revenge.
Years of bottled-up rage, ignored snack times, and loud leaf blowers have led to this moment:
Curbside Carl with his petty parking fines, Telemarketer Tom refusing to stop calling, Karen writing complaint essays, and #Ashleigh starting fights in the comments section.
Squirrels (Anger Management 2.0)—made for pups who love a little rage with their playtime.
Features & Benefits:
- Double layered and stitched for extra strength
- Designed in Australia
- Attention grabbing internal squeaker
- Machine washable
- 100% polyester. Colour-safe, non-toxic, and non-allergenic
Measurements:
13 cm x 14.5 cm x 20.5 cm
