Karen
那個表情我們都看過。你一定知道是哪一個
那種「我要立刻跟你們的經理談談」的臉
沒錯，她手上還拿著一整張投訴清單，彷彿這就是她的人生志業
聞起來有一點不對？投訴。
乾糧晚了 10 秒才上？投訴。
居然有人坐在她平常坐的位置？
你最好相信——這一定會被寫進報告裡
她就是一則行走的一星負評
而你的狗狗，馬上就會愛上她每一秒戲劇化、厭世又超好咬的時刻
隆重介紹 Squirrels（Anger Management 2.0）——一群情緒徹底失控、正式爆炸的混亂松鼠絨毛玩具。
忘了堅果吧
這些松鼠要的是情緒復仇
多年來壓抑的怒氣、被無視的零食時間，還有吵到不行的吹葉機
終於把事情推向這一刻：
路邊開單絕不手軟的 Carl、
怎麼說都不肯停止來電的電話推銷員Tom、
專寫超長投訴文的 Karen、
還有在留言區四處開戰的 #Ashleigh
Squirrels松鼠系列——
專為喜歡在玩樂中帶點怒氣的毛孩而生
特色與優點：
雙層布料並加強縫線，更加耐咬耐玩
澳洲設計
內建啾啾聲球
可機洗
100% 聚酯纖維，色彩安全、無毒、不致敏
尺寸：
13 cm x 15.5 cm x 20.5 cm
商品介紹
Oh, she’s got a LOT TO SAY. We’ve all seen that face. You know the one. The “I need to speak to your MANAGER IMMEDIATELY” face. And yep, she’s holding a full-on list of complaints like it’s her life’s work. One sniff out of line? COMPLAINT. Kibble was 10 seconds late? COMPLAINT. Someone dared to sit where she usually sits? You better believe that’s going in the report. She’s a full-blown WALKING ONE-STAR REVIEW. And your dog’s about to love every dramatic, over-it, chewable second.
When it comes to plush toys, no one does it quite like FuzzYard.
Introducing Squirrels (Anger Management 2.0)—a chaotic crew of plush squirrels who’ve officially snapped.
Forget nuts. These squirrels are out for emotional revenge.
Years of bottled-up rage, ignored snack times, and loud leaf blowers have led to this moment:
Curbside Carl with his petty parking fines, Telemarketer Tom refusing to stop calling, Karen writing complaint essays, and #Ashleigh starting fights in the comments section.
Squirrels (Anger Management 2.0)—made for pups who love a little rage with their playtime.
Features & Benefits:
- Double layered and stitched for extra strength
- Designed in Australia
- Attention grabbing internal squeaker
- Machine washable
- 100% polyester. Colour-safe, non-toxic, and non-allergenic
Measurements:
13 cm x 14.5 cm x 20.5 cm
